Total Medals Earned: 1,548 (From 224 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,405 Points
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/50 points)
Beat Chapter 1 :p
First Shift
Survive the Boss survival Challenge
Beat the Classic Level Set
Master the Difference Mini Game
Beat the first round of Diffotron games.
Beat the Main Game!
Beat the Rock Solid Level Set
Master the Sliding Mini Game
Beat the first round of Sliding games.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/280 points)
Go through the whole intro without skipping.
Check out the Credits page!
Finish the game without Lucia ever dying to traps or pits.
Finish the game!
Finish the game without ever destroying the Orb.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (185/500 points)
You have lasted an entire month!
You yearn to acquire knowledge!
You kept your shop running for a year!
You are the wealthiest merchant in the market!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You upgraded from a cart!
Staffing your shop increase profits!
You are known across the lands as MasterTrader.
You have fully upgraded your shop!
You have over 100 employees!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Finish the game.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/105 points)
First page found
He See You
Third page
Sixth page
8 pages collected
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/45 points)
Throw up a food item
Bounce on a spring
Push a button
You are dead
Enter the Earth
Medals Earned: 7/14 (45/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
Far Left Hit
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/280 points)
Achieve a star rating.
Finish half the regular levels.
Unlock a bonus level.
Unlock the secret levels.
Complete all 50 regular levels.
Complete every bonus and secret level with a star rating.
Complete all 50 regular levels with a star rating.